World Cup Update

Today was a sad day for Paraguay fans. The team lost on a late goal to Spain and are thus out of the tournament. The Paraguayans (?) played the same great defense they have played all tournament long, but never really attacked the Spanish and couldn't make much progress offensively as a result. The greatest sorrow will fall upon Men all around the world. Lingerie Model and "Paraguay's Number 1 Fan" Larissa Riquelme will not be running the streets of Paraguay nude. On the bright side, neither will flashy Argentina Coach Diego Maradona whose squad was blitzed 4-0 by Germany today.